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lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

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sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

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finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

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hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

 An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn

hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn

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2 days ago
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ourtimeorg:

Good point, Stephen.

ourtimeorg:

Good point, Stephen.

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supercali-live:

malditogrillo:

Avocado Chocolate Pudding - A tasty, healthy alternative that’s vegan friendly. Enjoy! Video RECIPE

i got really caught up in the first gif.

oh, to be an avocado.

Okay, I made this earlier today (only used honey instead of agave, because I’m not vegan and allergic to agave) and HOLY HECK IT IS AMAZING. Go. Go make it now.

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I AM EATING THIS RIGHT NOW AND IT IS SO GOOD. I DONT EVEN LIKE AVOCADO UNLESS ITS IN GUACAMOLE AND I AM LITERALLY RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE WAKING PEOPLE UP TO TRY THIS. GO MAKE SOME.

Reblogging because I want to remember to make this!

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1 day ago
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stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

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